Dear Stupid Blog,
Danny and I decided to start a blog. That's you!
"Why?" I can hear you asking, you dumb blog. "Why did you create me?
Who are you to play God?"
Well, blog, the universe (pictured) (partially) is awfully big, and
sometimes there is cool stuff in it. You might not realize that since
you live in the internet, which is substantially smaller, for the
moment. Also our brains, tinier still, occasionally contain fun stuff,
and we thought it would be fun to share that with the rest of the
brains out there.
"Oh," you are saying, you incredibly stupid blog, "did you say
something? I got distracted thinking about why peanut shells contain
two nuts apiece and not more, like maybe three nuts."
Don't worry about it, blog. You can just sit here quietly for now.
That's enough.

-Adam