Well that didn't work out very well at all, did it? Danny and I were going to try blogging together over the summer, but we found other ways to pass the time. Mostly eating olive-oil-drenched focaccia sandwiches from Saltie. Or maybe it's that snazzy hi-res photo of the galaxy that I included with the first post? Too much pressure? I don't know. I'll start small.

I was going to post the video someone just sent me of "Pig Walks on Two Legs!" I thought that sounded just wonderful! If he can walk on two legs, I thought, he can almost certainly skip down the street and buy a bowler hat and cane!

Having clicked on the link, though, I can assure you that you don't want to see it. Spoiler alert: the pig is not walking on the two legs you're imagining it walking on. In fact, those two legs are nowhere to be found.

So, instead of ruining your next week's sleep with nightmares of a ghoulish pig doing handstands, here is the video for 'Oh!' by Girls' Generation, the best nine-member Korean girl band you've never heard of!

They're cheerleaders! They're the football team! That's what I call a triple threat.

-Why doesn't America have any nine-person girl bands? We seem to top out around four or five.

-Two of the members of the group are actually Korean Americans who moved to Korea just to join this awesome band! Can you figure out which ones?! How will you figure out which ones?

-Are we having fun yet?